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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Giant Flaming Jesus 

We have been in contact with Bird who is busy on the Gulf Coast because of a recent tragedy near the World Headquarters.

Monday night during a thunderstorm lightning struck the giant Plastic Jesus statue, which is across the road from the Hustler Superstore. The bolt struck one up his extended arms and the fire ultimately consumed the entire statue. The entire staff here at The Rare Bird Review is heartbroken.

Bird extends his sympathy. 

Word as of Wednesday was that the statue will be rebuilt.

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