Monday, December 13, 2004
Important Announcement
“Fan” letters continue to wend their way to the World Headquarters over the coverage below of GPJ, and the staff would like everyone to know that we totally cherish each and everyone of them. With the weather turning wintery cold in our area of the country our entire group appreciates your wishes that we will soon be permanently retiring to a place not normally associated with cold temperatures, and where we will no longer be forced to worry about things freezing over. The RBR will be publishing a few of the letters in the days ahead.
With these good wishes in mind the RBR would like to take this opportunity to announce the first in our new line of fund-raising products.
Filled chocolates from the RBR
These delicious chocolates are just the thing for munching while praying and paying your respects to GPJ on your visit. Made from the finest ingredients, including Belgian processed chocolate with a high fat content, the candies come in three flavors and three colors, all intended to satisfy even the most discriminating religious fan.
Now you can have your racial Jesus - and eat him too! The dark chocolate Jesus comes with a luscious strawberry filling, while the Caucasian version comes with a wonderful raspberry liquid center. Our Hispanic milk chocolate Jesus is filled with a wonderful cherry liqueur. All fillings are non-alcoholic.
The chocolates are packaged 14 to a box, one for each disciple and one each for Mary and Joseph. The dark and milk chocolate candies are priced at $19.99 per box, while the white chocolate version is $22.95. Our variety pack, containing four of each Jesus plus an extra dark and an extra white, will be priced at $21.49* Neither Native American nor Oriental Jesuses are yet available.
We’re extremely sorry that these deliscious treats won’t be available in time for the Christmas shopping season, but we hope full production will be underway in time for Easter.
*Crown of thorns for pricking the chocolate will be sold separately.
Now you can have your racial Jesus - and eat him too! The dark chocolate Jesus comes with a luscious strawberry filling, while the Caucasian version comes with a wonderful raspberry liquid center. Our Hispanic milk chocolate Jesus is filled with a wonderful cherry liqueur. All fillings are non-alcoholic.
The chocolates are packaged 14 to a box, one for each disciple and one each for Mary and Joseph. The dark and milk chocolate candies are priced at $19.99 per box, while the white chocolate version is $22.95. Our variety pack, containing four of each Jesus plus an extra dark and an extra white, will be priced at $21.49* Neither Native American nor Oriental Jesuses are yet available.
We’re extremely sorry that these deliscious treats won’t be available in time for the Christmas shopping season, but we hope full production will be underway in time for Easter.
*Crown of thorns for pricking the chocolate will be sold separately.
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