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Strange. Just strange.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

It's A Miracle! 

There was a miracle here at the RBR World Headquarters about 20 minutes ago. Our summer IT intern, Brian, came in to work this morning and discovered that the problems during the past few days were primarily a new piece of software which he had installed.

Young Brian was so upset he immediately went outside, climbed to the top of the tallest tree on the World Headquarters' property and attempted to do a Bird dive into the ground to 'end it all.' Miraculously - the humongous hand of the Giant Plastic Jesus appeared from out of nowhere to catch Brian before he could hit the ground.

Brian is currently undergoing counseling in the bar adjacent to the World Headquarters and should be back at work on Monday. The RBR is all about happy endings!

// posted by Dan McGrew @ 7:51 AM

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