Friday, August 20, 2004
The Horror!
There is horrifying news out of Kingston NH. A second flamingo has been kidnapped from Debbie Barber's flock on her front lawn. This is the second kidnapping, though the first one continues to send post cards promising to come home by the end of the summer.
This newly, kidnapped flamingo, dressed in luau attire, was taken while the family was vacationing in Arizona.
The Rockingham News has also been contacted via e-mail by a flamingo thought to be a member of the Barbers' flock denying that he ever belonged to that group.
The truth is strange indeed.
This newly, kidnapped flamingo, dressed in luau attire, was taken while the family was vacationing in Arizona.
The Rockingham News has also been contacted via e-mail by a flamingo thought to be a member of the Barbers' flock denying that he ever belonged to that group.
The truth is strange indeed.
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